Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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