I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is it because I queefed?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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