i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Randomize
