I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so fucking centered right now
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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