Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Randomize
