I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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