I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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