i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's just like the Real World with babies
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
