she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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