I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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