and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I enjoy the company of your penis
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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