Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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