i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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