dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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