I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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