I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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