Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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