What a fucking waste of an outfit
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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