Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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