he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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