What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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