You can't motorboat a personality
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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