The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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