I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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