the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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