sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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