sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
