he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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