Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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