trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I can't turn off my feet"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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