11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Your dad touched me again.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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