Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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