Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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