I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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