Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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