i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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