Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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