I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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