It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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