I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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