what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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