it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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