then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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