My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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