This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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