pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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