they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
