Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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