I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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