Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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