I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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