I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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