did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
