We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
