Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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