nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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